25/6/07

Lesson in Life:

Fire exits are not your friend.

I thought I should pass on this pearl of wisdom to you after my own fun experience with a fire escape. If you are in Westfield, and choose to go through a fire exit door, do not close it. Why? The doors are one way and you will not be getting out any time soon. If you are in the fire escape, do not bang on the door calling out to people to open it, they won't. If you are stuck in a Westfield fire escape, and there is not a fire, do not go to the bottom level. Ten meters before you reach the doors out to the world, you will set off the fire alarm. Next, you will find yourself running back up the stairs and once more banging on the doors of each level. This is to no avail. At this point, call a friend. But beware, the reception in a cement stair case is less than perfect. Instruct your friend to find the door to the fire escape and let you out. Thank them. Do not go back inside the fire escape, and do not let them come in and look around. And most definitely do not let them close the door.

Enjoy.

18/6/07

Well here I am posting. Shock Horror.

To everyone: I AM STUPID AND NEVER DREW ON THAT PHOTO!

To Ovidiu: I am about to email you back also

To everyone: If your habitat is Australia, and you watch alot of television, you may have seen ads for a Make Your Mark Tshirt competition run by Student Exchange Australia. You may have thought "Hmm, effort". Well here is some more effort, how about you go onto Make Your Mark, and register, and then vote for my entry. Effort? Fun? You know you want to. [My entry is here too, but vote vote vote! [Only if you want to gosh.]

17/6/07

LAZY!!! That's what I am. I can't be bothered to make a June section. Taken one month to post again. But, I might have something to post. Tomorrow.

And Ovidiu, I have a reply in preparation. Maybe tomorrow? Maybe the day after? [For anyone else, you'll just have to wait to find out who I'm talking about heh heh heh]